Acquire Prestige With Modern Warfare 3 Branded Swag

First we have the console – a customized 360 Slim with a scratched and pitted gray paint job that makes it look like it’s been through a tumble drier full of nails – comes with two equally customized wireless controllers, a whopping 320GB hard drive, a copy of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3, a one month Xbox Live card so you can sample the game’s multiplayer modes and a few exclusive items for your Xbox Live avatar. The console also plays a “custom sound” when it boots, presumably either gunfire, random beeping, or the nasally voice of a 12-year-old boy calling you a random racial slur. But maybe that’s a bit too rich for your blood. What else have they got? Well there’s the Modern Warfare 3 Wireless Bluetooth headset, which retails for $69.99, or you can buy the customized controllers separately for $59.99. The controllers are the new “special edition” variants with the ridged analog sticks and a directional pad that actually works. Both come with a Xbox Live token for a mysterious “exclusive download.” The console bundle will launch alongside Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 on November 8. The controllers and other doodads will be shipping to stores on October 11. Thank you for your time. You may begin angrily hooting at the sky and exclaiming that you haven’t bought a single Call of Duty since [Arbitrary installment in the series] … now.