Miracles From Heaven Heaven Is Totally For Real Too

A couple of years ago, a movie called Heaven is for Real was released. It saw a child who had surgery, died for a few minutes, came back to life, claimed he went to heaven and saw God, and then his family preached about that to the world – based on the “real story.” It was horrible for many reasons – the kid who played the lead was awful, it was unbelievably preachy, and it lacked almost any semblance of conflict, among other things. Now, two years later, we’ve got Miracles from Heaven, which tells more or less the same story, but only in its final 20 minutes. Based on “real events,” Miracles from Heaven is a film that plays for nearly two hours, and has the first 90 of them focused on watching a child be sick in the hospital. The child is Anna (Kylie Rogers), the middle child of a family led by mother Christy (Jennifer Garner) and father Kevin (Martin Henderson). She comes down with stomach problems and, after a couple of misdiagnoses, it is discovered she has a pseudo-obstruction motility disorder, which means she can’t process food properly. So, she spends most of her time in and out of the hospital, eating through feeding tubes, and having an awful time of it. But fine. It’s from Affirm Films, and we know what agenda it’s going to have going in. It has other issues, like how a couple of subplots go unresolved. A friendship between Anna and a boy at school never gets much time to develop, while the dire financial straits that the family put themselves in, which is a driving force of conflict for the two adults throughout the film just kind of disappears as soon as Anna’s better. There are also some tonal and temporal shifts that happen so suddenly that we can only wonder if relatively large portions of the film were cut at the last minute and the filmmakers decided we’d just figure out that days passed from one scene to the next, or come up with reasons why a character’s happy in one scene and belligerent in the next. The acting also ranges from mediocre to bad. Kylie Rogers is conservatively a trillion times better than Connor Corum was in Heaven is for Real, but she still doesn’t do anything that could be considered good acting. Jennifer Garner is passable-at-best as the mother, while Martin Henderson is likable but little more as the father. Supporting performances from Queen Latifah, Eugenio Derbez, John Carroll Lynch wind up much like Henderson’s: likable, but emotionally flat. Here’s what you should do: Watch the trailer for Miracles from Heaven – it tells you the entire story – and then decide if you want to see more of that, but with a significantly longer portion dedicated to a sick child, as well as a bunch of preachy scenes. Most people probably won’t, but if you’re among them, have at it. Nothing I say would change your mind anyway. For the rest of you, you’re avoiding a largely dull movie that winds up having questionable takeaways, dropped subplots, sloppy editing, mediocre-to-bad acting, and a skeptical “true” story that one can tell in just a couple of minutes. Bottom Line: Miracles from Heaven is dull, contains questionable takeaways, and isn’t particularly well-made. Its trailer tells its story better. Recommendation: Just watch the trailer. Or, even better: don’t even think about this movie again. [rating=1]